Cologuard - the stool test most people shilly shally

Put off, that is.

It arrived much too quickly, the Cologuard box, sitting on my front stoop like a guest who shows up too early for a party. I kind of resented it, though I had invited it. The company who makes the box had already texted my personal cell phone and emailed me about its imminent arrival. Multiple times. I picked up the box, unlocked my front door, and…